January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
2 posts
Let My Friend Erin Paint You a Picture! →
Today I’d like to talk about the coolest person I know. Her name is Erin McGathy and she is one of the most talented humans I know. I bought my brother one her paintings for his birthday last summer and it was awesome. It definitely made up for the time I attempted to paint him something for his birthday when I was four because it sort of looked like this:
Anyhoo, click on the link above...
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
8 posts
Girls given equal rights to British throne under... →
Finally!
Well, clearly this must be reblogged by yours truly. Thank you, Elmo!
larosaknows:
OMG!!!
Elmo did a PSA against bullying redheads! This is too cute!
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From now on, I will only do karate in my habit. →
I say this about any video involving a corgi, but in all honesty, this video was MADE for me. It’s Buffy (my favorite blond TV personality) meets Killer Nun (my favorite blond Italian actress). And, unlike my other favorite nunsploitation movies, none of the nuns are completely naked underneath their habits.
thedailywhat:
Nuns With Attitude of the Day: Criminals have made a bad habit of...
September 2011
5 posts
I love this. Although I DO wish Marc Maron were a band.
jenniepie:
So fun!
listgenerator:
Jennie P @ FYF!
Had a lot of fun making this with Jennie, Brian, Josh, Sean and Tim AND we got to meet some pretty sweet bands!
Sweet Bands We Met: Marc Maron (not a band), Descendants, Dan Deacon, Crystal Antlers, Future Islands, Yacht, Mister Heavenly, Girls
If you missed all the cool 3D gifs we...
Oral History of UCB Theater! →
I thought this was a history of giving oral at the UCB Theater. Boy, was I mistaken.
Here's my Obligatory "Drive" Blog Post
So, yes, I liked Drive. Ryan Gosling. Yay. Yay. Yay.
Anyhoo, the other day I was driving (go figure) and I was thinking, “Man, I just want to drive around and look cool, just like in Drive.” So, I put on my sunglasses, get a smug look on my face, and turn up the radio.
Cut to:
The following song comes on the radio that immediately makes me think of this video.
So, needless to say,...
August 2011
1 post
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July 2011
6 posts
Snooki's Book
For my last birthday, my brother got me the book, A Shore Thing, written by none other than Snooki (although, in the introduction, she furiously thanks her ghostwriter.)
So, after finishing a slew of self-assigned self-help books, I was ready to crack open this atrocity. It was July 4th weekend. I didn’t have much planned and I just wanted get in some quality “me” time. I...
Nothing Bundt Cakes
I just got a coupon for one free bundtlet (a tiny bundt cake) from a new bakery called Nothing Bundt Cake. So, I think I’m going to take the rest of the day off.
Prove Me Wrong
I feel like in any horror movie that involves twins, the consistent ending is always the main girl being pregnant with and/or giving birth to a new set of twins (with at least one being seemingly evil/incestuous.) Is this a twin horror movie trope? Are there any movies with an evil twin that doesn’t involve procreation? This is an honest question.
Also, I’m scared of twins.
June 2011
6 posts
Countess, where do I begin? This video is more embarrassing than watching drunk mothers of Jewish thirteen year olds dance to Usher at a bar-mitzvah. And yet, I can’t look away. I don’t know what makes me more incensed: this video or pro-life arguments.
Quote JUST Heard in My Office
Supervisor walks into co-workers’ office, super-excited.
SUPERVISOR - Guess what?!?! I’m going to Hawaii!!!!
CO-WORKER - That’s exciting. Why? Just for vacation?
SUPERVISOR - Oh, my girlfriend’s grandma died.
Barack Obama and a Baby →
As someone who habitually googles “Barack Obama and baby”, this video is like a dream come true.
Bryan McFayden Said My Name! →
And you know what? My sweet sixteen WAS the best. Thanks, Sussybuckets!!!
May 2011
8 posts
Kansas GOPer: Ladies should plan for rape... →
Apparently, Pete Degraaf went through years of emotional and physical pain after being the victim of changing a flat tire.
I already see a Lifetime movie in the works: “Driving Over a Nail: The Pete Degraaf Story”.
lindsaykatai:
motherjones:
If you read one funny-sad-eloquent blog post today, make it the Kansas City Pitch’s “Kansas Rep. Pete DeGraaf: Being impregnated during a...
Why I Cried During Bridesmaids
I used to see movies like every day of my life back in college. I lived right across from a Loews and would always go to see a movie by myself, no matter what is was. Yes, I even saw the dismal Beauty Shop. Why? I don’t know. Most likely I was sex-iled by my old roommate who had the same haircut as Frodo.
Now, I don’t go to the movies as much. With driving an inconvenient distance to...
Great News Day! →
Many of the people I love and adore received great news today about their shows getting picked up and renewed. However, I received wonderful news, too. Click above. It will make your day!
April 2011
9 posts
I just incorporated my uterus! →
It’s now officially known as Becky’s Portmanteau of Merriment, LLC.
Success! I want to have sex with all of these men.... →
That’s what the purpose of this video was, right? To get in my pants?
March 2011
5 posts