On January 15, 2009, I started a blog with my friend Dave about all the reasons not to date someone. On September 28, 2010, Dealbreaker: The Definitive List of Dating Offenses was released. On March 30, 2013, I got married.
Now, for our readers, with whom I have so carefully curated an anti-love…
I can’t decide if this toy was really affirming and uplifting, or wildly misguided and inappropriate.
Okay, I had to reblog this, because:
a.) I just auditioned for the part of “Wheelchair Becky” this past week
b.) Can we puh-lease discuss the abundance of “Becky” being used as a name for characters who are “less than”? There’s the aforementioned wheelchair Becky, “Glee” Becky (not that there’s anything “less than” about here, but again, did they have to choose Becky?…), Becky in “The Little Princess” is a servant everyone shits on, Becky from “Friday Night Lights” who is literally abandoned by her ENTIRE FAMILY and REJECTED BY TIM RIGGINS (WTF), Becky Slater who is super annoying and gets dumped by Kevin Arnold (KEVIN ARNOLD!) on “The Wonder Years”, and then in Addam’s Family Values, the insane camp counselor played by Christine Beranski is named Becky.
All I want is a hot Becky! That’s not Lori Loughlin! Aunts don’t count!